of Death -- A friends speech ending in a hurtling trip to
the Abyss. Specifically when a woman tells you something along
the lines of "I think of you as a friend." It always
results in a rejection of some sort.
-- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women:
yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who
is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes,
just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who
won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.
-- Something you should profess belief in if you think it will help
you bang some bitch.
Biker -- The prototype of everything women say they don't want but
really do. And you will know him by his forearm tattoo, 'street smarts,'
weed connection, domestic violence convictions, and the fact that the
women you are an intellectual whore to are always complaining about
him to you before they go off to fuck him, or leave you in a bar to
go home with him.
Whore -- This is defined here
Intellectual Pimp -- The woman that a man is an intellectual
-- 99.999% of men. Note to women: I know they are. Note to men: I know
you aren't really, and that it's just an act to get women. Essentially
a man who acts like a man.
Sesquipedalian -- a really cool word. It means long-winded, polysyllabic,
or verbose. See the word describes itself...isn't that neat?